Joanne Woodward falls for Robert Wagner in a BIG way in 'A Kiss Before Dying!' |
Ira
Levin’s first novel, A Kiss Before Dying,
boldly had a charismatic but killer sociopath as its protagonist. Levin, author
of Rosemary’s Baby and The Stepford Wives, got Kiss published in 1953, a year and half
before The Talented Mr. Ripley, Patricia
Highsmith’s classic charming villain. Boyishly handsome, clever, devious, and
desperate in his desire to join ranks of the rich, Levin’s Bud Corliss and
Highsmith’s Tom Ripley are practically twins.
Mom
had A Kiss Before Dying recorded and
we watched out of curiosity, because as a teen, she worked at Manistique’s Oak
Theater when this 1956 version came out. This was the first time for me, plus I
never saw the ’91 remake.
*A
slew of spoilers ahead, needed to write about Kiss’ story and characters.
Love how Wagner's Bud comforts Woodward's pregnant Dorie with cigarettes! |
Kiss
gets right down to it: Wagner’s Bud consoles girl friend ‘Dorie,’ Dorothy
Kingsmith, who just found out she’s pregnant. Bud seems solicitous, but unduly
concerned as to who knows. The situation of the upwardly mobile boy and the
hapless, pregnant girl is reminiscent of A
Place in the Sun, which came out five years prior to Kiss. The difference here is that the girl is not poor, but from a
wealthy family. Bud wants to marry into money, but knows that her stern father
is all about propriety. Bud wants his entrée into the Kingsmith clan to be
smooth.
Bud's reaction when he sees Dorie walk into class the next day, after giving her special 'vitamins' to take! |
So,
instead of offering to pay for an abortion, Bud decides to kill Dorie. First,
Bud decides to poison her and goes to great lengths to procure the chemicals,
and tries to pass it off as vitamins for the mother-to-be. Then, after tricking
her into writing what could pass as a suicide note, he mails it—but Dorie decides
not to take Bud’s little helper. Since he’s already sent the letter—he then
proposes to her—when he sees that the municipal building is very tall, with a
handy roof. Inspiration from desperation! Bud deliberately times their trip
during the lunch hour, and then suggests they check out the view while they
wait…
Bud wants Dorie to do her imitation of 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof!" |
After
Bud dispatches with Dorie, he moves on to her sister, Ellen. From here, the
movie loses momentum, as it becomes a matter of Bud constantly trying to cover
his tracks. Also, Joanne Woodward gives the film’s only performance as someone who
resembles a real person. Otherwise, the film is a cast of cardboard cutouts:
Jeffrey Hunter, as an assistant college professor who just happens to work part
time for his chief of police uncle. You can tell that Hunter’s character is
smart because he wears thick glasses and smokes a pipe! With his dark, slicked
back hair and black horn rims, Hunter’s Gordon Grant reminds me of Clark Kent. And
Hunter works the horn rims and pipe like a community theater newcomer clinging
to his props. Fox starlet Virginia Leith gives a robotic ‘50s starlet
performance as the second sister.
Doesn't Jeffrey Hunter look smart with his horn rims and pipe, solving murder mysteries? |
George
Macready, who will always be Gilda’s
suavely sinister husband, has little to do except offer rote reactions. The
same goes for Mary Astor as Bud’s working class, doting mother. Mary and
Joanne’s characters sport two-fer poodle cuts, a trend Joan Crawford once noted
only looked good on teenage girls and real poodles, but Mary’s hair has been
dyed Lucy Ricardo red, to boot!
Mary Astor, as Robert Wagner's mother, refuses to open her eyes until her hair grows out! |
The
redeeming character is Dorie, played by Joanne Woodward. If you can get past
her hideous curls, Joanne’s rich girl is gentle and almost child-like. Dorie
seems far too trusting of Bud’s line of bull, but Woodward’s character is empathetic
and likeable. Still, Dorie almost seems like a cartoon doormat, with Bud
tricking her into all kinds of traps that seem obvious. One that he doesn’t
plan is when she takes a header down the sports bleachers and comes up smiling!
Joanne’s natural, modern acting style is a sign of cinema things to come,
compared to Virginia Leith’s studio charm school of acting.
Joanne Woodward as Dorie, pregnant and with a poodle cut! |
Joanne kept reminding me of "Christina Crawford!" |
It’s
also fascinating to watch Robert Wagner at his heartthrob peak, melding his
smooth, slightly smarmy style with the play-acting psycho, Bud Corliss. Robert
Wagner was one of those ‘50s actors who really didn’t progress beyond his heart
throb build up. By the ‘60s, the feature film parts became few and far between.
Like fellow film lightweights George Hamilton and Roger Moore, television saved
the day, with TV series or appearances that allowed the former pretty boys to
maintain their maturely handsome looks, while lightly spoofing their image. For
Wagner, it was first with It Takes a
Thief, and later Hart to Hart.
Joanne Woodward as the slightly air-headed heiress and Robert Wagner as the cool killer. |
As
Bud Corliss, Wagner’s shortcomings as an actor actually work in favor of his
character. Bud oozes charm and always has a corny line for the woman in his life.
Wagner’s cultivated voice always sounded slightly phony, mocked hilariously by
RJ’s own mini-me, Rob Lowe, in the Austin
Powers movies. RJ’s studio-taught mannerisms all make his sociopath
pretender especially believable. While Kiss
is a far-fetched noir drama, but compare Wagner’s Bud to Monty Clift’s climber
in A Place in the Sun, and the
difference in the talent level is obvious. Wagner was not an accomplished dramatic
actor, but a studio star that got by on good looks and charm, for awhile—just
like Bud Corliss. Lucky for Wagner that TV success was down the road.
Here's a candid of very young and handsome Robert Wagner, without the greasy kid's stuff. |
Though
Bud’s military service is noted, it’s a shame that the film version of A Kiss Before Dying doesn’t recreate the
novel’s defining incident with a Japanese soldier, which shows Bud’s thrill of
power over someone. This explained how Bud became a ruthless killer.
A Kiss Before Dying
is truly a mixed bag of treats. On the goodies side, the use of Cinemascope, Lucien
Ballard’s imaginative camera work, lots of Arizona location shooting, and an
evocative look at mid-50s USA, all makes Kiss
look like the perfect postcard of the past.
Robert Wagner's horseback riding apparel--love it or hate it? |
Robert Wagner goes side saddle with the film's other sister, played lethally by Virginia Leith. |
On
the yucky Kiss side is the strange
opening credits, with lots of illustrated magenta lips and baby blue font,
accompanied by a peppy theme song. All fit for a romantic romp, but not a
suspense flick about a cold-blooded murderer! The song is later played on the
restaurant jukebox, and Wagner even hums the cheesy tune to himself several
times. Plus, there are a number of amusingly odd moments: when Bud pitches
Dorie off the business building roof and holds his arms out in a maestro pose
just a bit too long; whenever Bud offers pregnant Dorie a puff of his cigarette
when she doesn’t feel good; or RJ’s hipster horseback riding outfit and girly
poses; and most especially, when a matronly woman in a see-through blouse and
white bra saunters past Bud, and plops down in a chair, during an especially
dramatic moment.
This
nasty little film noir, in eye-popping color and Cinemascope, is worth a watch,
especially since A Kiss Before Dying came
out in the wholesome ‘50s.
Robert Wagner "photo-bombing" co-star Jeffery Hunter! |
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