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Why is Linda Evans, 5'8", the shortest person in the photo? Hair & high heels, baby! That may include Mr. Forsythe! |
FYI: I put all the movie overflow on my public FB movie
page.
Part
1 of a 3-Part Piece: The Show
As
a 20-something waiter who alternately worked and partied nights during the
great ‘80s, I missed most of Dynasty
during its original run. 30 years later, I found myself constantly sick while
working with school kids. Looking for some mindless fun to watch, I decided on Dynasty.
The
first season of Dynasty is often
described as a dud, which isn’t totally true. The ratings were middling,
finishing 24th for the first half season. The problem was that it
was about the super rich, and an expensive show to produce; also, Dynasty was created to compete with CBS’
established hit Dallas, which was the
#1show for that season.
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'Dynasty' producers proclaimed that audiences were not interested in the working class Blaisdel family of Season 1. Out with the poor, in with the super rich! |
Dynasty
began as a blend of thoughtful epic, like Giant,
and a Ross Hunter-type gloss on the glamorous rich. The two sides never really
meshed. With Season 2, the sudsy rich took over, and the working folks were sent
packing—just like real life! The show then caught the wave of the super rich
Reagan era. Still, it’s a shame Dynasty
turned into a mindless cartoon, because in the era of Dominick Dunne and Kitty
Kelley, it could have been a smart
soap. The more serious takes on wealth, ethics, women, and gays fell by the
wayside, and replaced by plot gimmicks that were stale soap clichés: amnesia,
kidnappings, cliff hanger accidents and murder, and the biggest one of all,
replacing actors by melodramatic means. Through the entire run of the show, all
four of Blake and Alexis’ offspring were gradually replaced by other actors, to
lesser effect.
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The Season 1 cliffhanger featured a model, incognito as Alexis, because the producers hadn't cast the role yet! Joan Collins got the part and finally became a genuine star at nearly 50! |
Dynasty
was a bit like ABC’s Happy Days in
its early seasons. The sitcom was low-key and its first two season ratings went
from good to so-so. Creator Garry Marshall noticed that the show’s bad boy,
Arthur Fonzarelli, captured the audience’s attention. Once Fonzie was the
focus, Happy Days got hella ratings.
As the show progressed, it became a caricature, and Fonzie’s “jumping the shark”
on a motorcycle became a catchphrase for a show whose antics have gone beyond
the pale. Dynasty would follow a
similar trajectory. The second season introduced Joan Collins as Alexis,
Blake’s vengeful ex-wife. In Collins’ words, Alexis became the female JR Ewing.
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'Dynasty' stars Joan Collins, John Forsythe, & Linda Evans are all smiles, at the show's peak. |
In
its prime, Dynasty did break some new
ground. First, despite all the pretty young scenery, veteran stars held the
show together. Joan Collins became a bonafide star at 50, while John Forsythe
and Linda Evans got another hit series. Diahann Carroll, as Dominique Deveraux,
made television history again, as TV’s “first black bitch,” as the star herself
put it. Women characters in professional positions of power were also
forward-thinking for the era. Dynasty
was the first time a TV series had a gay character in a starring role. Despite
the flip-flopping over Steven Carrington’s sexuality, his character was never a
stereotype or portrayed negatively.
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As Steven Carrington, Al Corley played the groundbreaking role of the gay son for two seasons. Corley left when the show's creators kept flipflopping on his character's sexuality. |
Critics
and viewers say that Dynasty jumped their shark after the over-the-top
“Moldavian massacre” cliffhanger. While Dynasty
was all downhill after that, earlier moments like vixen Alexis doing a hoedown
to seal an oil deal, with an encore of Marlene Dietrich’s ‘See What the Boys in
the Backroom Will Have,’ was just one campy sign of things to come.
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Rock Hudson joined 'Dynasty' for Season 5, as wealthy horse breeder Daniel Reece. He's madly in love with Evans' Krystle, natch. Hudson's later AIDS revelation brought real life soap opera to the show. |
Season
5 was the beginning of the end for Dynasty,
though nobody realized it at the time, as is often the case. First, the entire
season was wasted prepping for the absurd Moldavia royal marriage between pouty
Amanda Carrington and the Prince Charmless. Also, the fanfare that greeted
genuine movie star Rock Hudson as guest star turned to tabloid gossip over his
gaunt appearance, furthered by his abrupt departure from the show. Rock played Daniel
Reece, the millionaire/horse breeder who loves Krystle. While Rock brought his
usual authority to the role, it’s beyond sad watching this giant of a leading
man, a shell of his former self. That summer it was revealed that Rock was
ravaged by AIDS. Dynasty finally became
the #1rated show, in its 5th season, but got dinged in the ratings
next season, and dropped rapidly each season after.
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George Peppard played Blake in the 3-hour pilot, 'Oil.' Producers were displeased with Peppard's performance & behavior. He was replaced with John Forsythe. |
If
George Peppard had continued to play Blake Carrington beyond Dynasty’s pilot, it would have just been
a retread of his tycoon bastard Jonas Cord in The Carpetbaggers. Peppard was considered problematic for a number
of reasons and the producers decided to scrap George’s performance and cut him
loose. In the early seasons of Dynasty
especially, Blake almost feels bipolar, alternating between gentlemanly and
stately, to temperamental and tyrannical. It’s a shame that Dynasty’s writing was often so cartoonish,
since the veteran stars like John Forsythe bring empathy to their roles.
Forsythe’s warmth, class, and intelligence somewhat alleviate Blake’s actions,
like physical violence to anyone who thwarts him, or drunkenly raping his
loving wife. (I recall watching this back in the early ‘80s and thinking it was
an ugly dramatic twist even then.)
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John Forsythe became Blake Carrington, bringing warmth to a difficult role. |
Critics
point to the Moldavian Massacre as when Dynasty’s
plots went downhill. I beg to differ, but the writing was bad from the start. Aside
from the typical soap absurdity, the repetition was mind numbing. Of course,
this show was made before the age of recording shows and binge watching. So
maybe writers then felt they had more leeway in repeating plot points:
kidnapped babies; Krystle constantly suspected of adultery; family members and
former flames coming out of the woodwork; Alexis’ constant cock blocking Blake’s
business deals; Blake lunging to choke anyone who disobeyed his commands; car
accidents; trials; etc.
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I love the 'National Enquirer' headline about Steven's rescue, so obviously fake. Also amusing is the Carringtons share the cover with their show's competition, 'Dallas!' |
Forsythe
and Evans were a great team as Blake and Krystle. But like all nice characters
on soaps, they were the show’s punching bags, with everyone scheming against
them. I get that no one likes to see characters happy all the time, but the
Carrington couple barely survived one calamity before the next crisis, to the
point where they barely had one episode of domestic bliss.
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No, Blake didn't join the Witness Protection Program. Here, the tycoon is afflicted with trauma-induced blindness. Later, he suffered amnesia. Later still, shot. But then, so did other members of the Carrington family! |
That
repetition trickled right down to characters’ behavior, like Joan’s Alexis
constantly dropping by the Carrington manse, like a glam Gladys Kravitz, to
snoop around. How many times did Alexis barge into Blake’s office to have it
out? Didn’t he have security? Then there were the famed catfights. The first
few were campy fun, but soon everyone but household cook Mrs. Gunnerson was
rolling around the mud, pool, or pond. And frankly, the catfights between Linda
Evans and Joan Collins were mostly obvious male stunt doubles!
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This photo sums up Joan Collins disdain for the 'catfights' the show became famous for. |
Speaking
of repetition, it is one thing for daytime soaps to repeat, since they are on
five days a week, year-round. Recently, I was watching early Dark Shadows episodes with my Mom. We
were laughing at the redundant dialogue between the Collins clan, which
sounded like Pee Wee Herman’s Big
Adventure’s refrain, “I know you are, but what am I?” Dynasty started repeating tropes right off the bat and seems very
lazy for a show that was supposedly so planned out.
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Before Alexis Carrington became oil tycoon Alexis Colby, her official talent was as an artist. Judging from this effort, her paintings were aimed at Acapulco tourists! |
What
I always found hilarious about soaps like Dynasty
is how totally unqualified family members are hired to run an oil business or
start an upscale hotel, and instantly succeed! The greatest example is Alexis,
whose life as a jet setter apparently prepared her to compete in the oil biz
with ex-hubby Blake. Of course, Alexis’ skill set mainly involves seducing the
competition, scheming, lying, and blackmail.
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The cliffhanger for Season 3 took place in a burning cabin, yet Alexis & Krystle's style differences are on display: glam for Collins, sporty for Evans. |
When
Dynasty hit its stride in the early
seasons, both Linda Evans and Joan Collins looked amazing. Designer Nolan
Miller played to their strengths—sleek and sporty for Linda, old-time glamour
for Joan—and was a smart and professional designer, if not truly inspired or tasteful.
This was apparent in later seasons, as the shoulder pads and furs grew and
grew, and costumes that were supposed to be glam started to look drag queen
garish.
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George Hamilton, Robert Evans-lite as showbiz type Joel Abrigore, makes over aging starlet Rita to replace Krystle Carrington! Why didn't they just call Linda Evans' ex, John Derek?! |
I
think Season 6 of Dynasty was the
worst, when Sammy Jo enlists crazy “director” George Hamilton to kidnap Krystle,
with the help of a floozy double, Rita, amateurishly played by Evans. Linda, tarted
up with big red hair, hard makeup, and bulky sweaters that would make Bill
Cosby envious. Then the Colby clan came along, to use Dynasty as a springboard for its own TV
show. Their characters were all either irritating or innocuous, except the
great Barbara Stanwyck. Heston was still playing the aging alpha stud, bad
toupee and teeth, pot belly and all. Brittle Stephanie Beacham reads all her
lines like she’s snapping off celery with her teeth. The young folks were all a
bland bunch, except for hunk Maxwell Caulfield, as Miles. On top of all this,
the show was still mopping up cheesy characters’ fates from the Moldavian
massacre—IMO, the assassins should have been better aims! All of this
top-heavy, but not especially satisfying story-telling, caused Season 6 to drop
to #7.
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Double vision, and double shoulder pads, as quarterback Krystles get ready to rumble! |
Between
the cardboard Colbys, the two Krystles/kidnapping, and Moldavian aftermath, I
lost serious interest in Dynasty.
From Season 7 onward, I skipped over the repeat plots: cliffhangers involving car
crashes; staircases, murder trials, or getting shot. What did that leave?
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'The Colbys' were too carbon copy to successfully cash in on 'Dynasty.' |
Well,
Alexis’ final wedding, to crazy Sean Rowan, is amusing. Their tacky Mexican
wedding, with Joan in a red poufy dress, is nearly worth the whole storyline.
The ‘Who killed Roger Grimes?’ plot was fun and the resolution made me smile.
TV has always lifted plots from classic movies. Though hardly a classic, I love
the theft from Hitchcock’s Marnie, in
regard to Fallon’s memory of who killed Roger. J. Eddie Peck as cutie from the
past Roger, with Joan as young Alexis, photographed from a discreet distance.
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Did it seem like by 'Dynasty's' demise, every character was arrested for murder, or the victim in question? |
Producer
Aaron Spelling loved old-time stars and veteran actors. His many shows were a
haven for aging actors for several decades. Many young actors were brought on
board, but it was the older actors who provided the foundation for Dynasty. Lee Bergere, as Joseph, the domineering
major domo of the Carrington household, was a versatile scene stealer for the
first four seasons. The same is true of Peter Mark Richman, as Andrew Laird,
Blake’s long-suffering lawyer.
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Somehow, I don't think John Saxon as Mideast oil tycoon, Rashid Ahmed, would fly today! |
Valley of the Dolls’
Paul Burke played Neal McVane, the crooked politician. Burke was another aging
actor arriving on Dynasty, toupee and
tux at the ready. The Six Million Dollar
Man’s Richard Anderson was Blake’s business pal, Buck Fallmont, with Pat
Crowley as his wife, with a secret. Diana Douglas, Kirk’s ex-wife and Michael’s
mom, plays wacko Mother Blaisdel. Kevin McCarthy shows up to play yet another
sleazy shyster. So does Bradford Dillman. Along with Lloyd Bochner as Cecil
Colby, they make a slimy TV villain trifecta!
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Oily oil tycoon Cecil Colby, played by Lloyd Bochner, with demure bride in white, Joan Collins' Alexis. |
Amidst
an army of capable actors, just how bad were the actors playing the pivotal
parts of Thomas Carrington and Adam’s adoptive mama? Both characters in their
respective stories are on their deathbed, but they inspire hilarity instead of
heartbreak. Surprisingly, both accomplished actors! Veteran British actor Harry
Andrews played Blake’s estranged patriarch, and is so hammy, he recalls the
latter day Orson Welles. And veteran actress Lurene Tuttle as Adam’s
“grandmother,” who actually kidnapped him as a baby, is so amateurish, it’s
comical.
You
will be amazed at how many familiar names appeared on Dynasty. Here’s the IMDB link to the full cast and crew: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081856/fullcredits
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Diahann Carroll & Billy Dee Williams were one of the very few black couples on TV in the 1980s. |
When
Dynasty was at its peak, the stylish soap had energy, humor, and style. Even
when the later seasons were a letdown, you could enjoy the cast and the show on
a camp level. The less said about the depressing, two-part TV reunion movie,
the better! And the recent Dynasty reboot
looks tacky and cheap. If you’re going to go for the cheese, go with the tasty original.
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Alexis get your gun! A classic 'Dynasty' moment, with ex-wife taking the new bride on a ride! |
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Krystle loses her baby after getting thrown from her horse, and bitch Alexis shows no remorse! |
And yet there was someone who didn't make the "Dynasty" cut--the man who seemed to be in everything back then, Roddy McDowall! I saw your comment elsewhere on Blogger from a few years ago, about Roddy's book signing in Chicago. I had my own powerful "deer in the headlights" moment with Roddy at "Dial 'M' for Murder" in Detroit: https://tinyurl.com/yxyjo35p
ReplyDeleteHi, what a great vignette! I'll never forget about my near encounter with Roddy McDowall. And yes, Roddy would have made a great Joseph, for instance. Or a great villain, with his quirky, latter day style. Do you have a current blog, your writing is quite good. Cheers, Rick
DeleteI hated that Miss Carroll was so criminally underused as the series progressed. She was originally supposed to be Kirby’s mother, but the network chickened out on that. It would have been fascinating, almost like IMITATION OF LIFE.
ReplyDeleteConsidering that Carroll was gorgeous and a good actress, it is indeed a shame. Didn't know that she was supposed to be revealed as Kirby's mother... fascinating! Rick
DeleteThere was a brilliant "Dynasty" parody on the "Big Gay Sketch Show" which covered everything was the camera filters employed to "soften" Joan Collins' 50+ face, Steven's gayness, the stuntmen who filled in for Joan and Linda during their "fights", and even Dominique D. Not sure if it is on YouTube or not. I tried to post but got blocked by the copyright police.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been delicious if Elizabeth Taylor had been a guest playing Rock Hudson's ex-wife, and had gotten into cat fight with Linda Evans.
ReplyDeleteHa! Next, on a very special episode of "Dynasty"... I'm really surprised that Spelling didn't get ET on the show as at least a guest star. But by the middle of the show's run, "Dynasty" was already starting to cut back on the money lavished on the show. Hence, Joan's hard-won fight for a raise, or guest stars who were less than enthralling... ET never came cheap!
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