Sunday, March 20, 2022

Story Salvages Musical ‘Lost Horizon’ 1973

The cast of 1973's "Lost Horizon" enters Shangri-La in awe.

 

While most moviegoers forgotten the musical version of Lost Horizon, some film fans have not. They feel the ’73 Lost Horizon is a maligned masterpiece; I would not go that far, but in some respects, Horizon is still watchable.

The reason that Lost Horizon still intrigues is the story: world-weary westerners are kidnapped to an isolated paradise in the Himalayas. In temperate Shangri-La, inhabitants co-exist peacefully and enjoy extraordinarily youthful and long lives. Doesn’t that sound wonderful these days? There are a few catches…

The "Lost Horizon" cast, often posed as a group, gaze in wonder at Shangri-La!

Peter Finch is a UN peacemaker who is spirited to Shangri-La by plane. Along for the ride: Michael York as his reporter “kid” brother; Sally Kellerman is a suicidal news photographer; Bobby Van is a USO entertainer; and George Kennedy is an engineer—not a pilot, for once! Noted non-Asians John Gielgud, Olivia Hussey, and Charles Boyer are Shangri-La citizens. Norwegian Liv Ullmann’s teacher migrated there as a baby; Japanese actor James Shigeta is Gielgud’s wingman.

Some critics complained about the social standing order in Shangri-La. Yes, the book was written in the ‘30s by a white British male, so naturally the lead characters are white, living in luxury. And “natives” are content worker bees.

"Lost Horizon's" Shangri-La or Norma Desmond's manse in "Sunset Blvd.?"

James Hilton’s novel Lost Horizon never made an easy journey from the page to the screen or stage. The 1937 Frank Capra version has long been considered a classic. But when it was made and released, the film went far over budget and was initially just a modest hit, which caused a huge strain on then-small Columbia Studios. A 1956 Broadway musical was an expensive bomb. And this panned 1973 musical version cost a fortune, and made very little money.

Both film versions caused greater divisions than just cost versus profits. The making of the ’37 version was so fraught that it was the first crack in director Capra and screenwriter Robert Riskin’s friendship. And studio head Harry Cohn was so unhappy with Frank Capra’s handling of the runaway production that they got in a financial dispute that soon ended their famed association.

The Bacharach/David score and the dance numbers bring "Lost Horizon" to a halt.

The ’73 version created just as many rifts. Producer Ross Hunter chose Burt Bacharach and Hal David, fresh off the Broadway musical Promises, Promises, to write the songs for the movie musical Lost Horizon. Bacharach blamed the studio and Hunter for the weak versions of the subsequent tunes; Hunter later said that the musical duo were in the process of breaking up and gave him a “bum” score. Considering that Bacharach didn’t do all that much after Lost Horizon, until he met Carole Bayer Sager in the ‘80s, I’m thinking Hunter was closer to the truth.

As for Hunter, the self-publicizing producer sailed through over a decade of far more hits than misses, starting with ‘59’s blockbusters Pillow Talk and Imitation of Life. His run was bookended with 1970’s mega hit Airport. Feeling his oats, Hunter left long-time studio Universal and signed with Columbia. Hitchcock did this in 1960, when he signed with Universal and got carte blanche, after a string of huge hits in the ‘50s. After the costly but profitable The Birds, Hitch then started laying eggs with Marnie.

Ross Hunter gets in the spirit of Shangri-La.

Hunter didn’t even get that far. Like Lucille Ball the following year with Mame, Hunter went heavy on personal promotion, intoning to all that Lost Horizon was an uplifting film, a positive alternative to all those ‘70s sex and violence laden movies. Talk like this just put a big target on Ross’ rear. And like Lucy, when critics and audiences saw the old-fashioned, overblown results, everyone had a field day. Ross Hunter’s most personal project killed his film career faster than trying to flee Shangri-La. Hunter never produced another feature film.


Why does this cast photo look like the SS Poseidon should be behind them?!

I won’t parade the bad reviews, but my favorite quote was by Bette Midler: “I never miss a Liv Ullmann musical!” What’s fascinating is how the movie musical, a dying genre after the ‘50s, didn’t go down without a fight. In the early ‘60s, the film musicals made were usually Broadway adaptations. And post-studio system era, a box office name was deemed a must, whether they could sing or not. So, Natalie Wood was cast in West Side Story and Gypsy and Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady. The standard then was to have a strong ghost singer providing vocals—always so phony. Luckily, Julie Andrews came along and did her own singing, in hits like Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music. Her hits kept studios hoping there was more box-office gold to be mined, until Julie started making stinkers like Star! Then came Streisand with Funny Girl. Unfortunately, Babs followed up with expensive snoozers Hello, Dolly! and On a Clear Day You Can See Forever.

You can tell Michael York's reporter want's to split from Shangri-La because
he's back to his Lloyd Bochner "Dynasty" ensembles again!

Studios still cast with box office in mind, but now let non-singing actors start doing their own vocals. Audiences were then treated to Richard Harris, Peter O’ Toole, Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin, Lucille Ball, Elizabeth Taylor and more, warbling in movie musicals in the late ‘60s and early ‘70s. You would think that mega-bombs like Doctor Dolittle, Sweet Charity, and Darling Lili killed off the genre. Oh, no! Perhaps musical dramas like Lady Sings the Blues and Cabaret kept movie moguls hopes alive.

"Have you ever seen my Julie Andrews impression?"


This brings us to the worst part of the ’73 edition of Lost Horizon: the singing and dancing. The only actors who sang were Sally Kellerman, Bobby Van, and James Shigeta! Peter Finch, Liv Ullmann, and Olivia Hussey were mostly or totally dubbed. But all the songs are all snooze-worthy elevator music. A couple of the musical numbers are such doozies that audiences and critics hooted them right off the screen.

Liv Ullmann and Peter Finch are the subdued romantic leads of "Lost Horizon."

Though Charles Jarrott had directed Anne of a Thousand Days and Mary, Queen of Scots, this was Ross Hunter’s show all the way. Hunter put his passé philosophy forth in this early ‘70s movie, set in a fictional Asian land. Modern audiences were not wowed by Tibetan-type characters carrying on in Broadway via Hollywood showstopper style. This was all mixed with Bacharach/David numbers that sounded like they had just overdosed on Jonathan Livingston Seagull! While Hunter was a square, he was only 8 years younger than supposedly hip Bacharach, who was 45 when Lost Horizon was released. Their generational sensibilities clashed and showed on the resulting film.

Burt Bacharach gets a police escort to an event for "Lost Horizon." W/ wife Angie D!

A lot of talent is involved in Lost Horizon that either gets wasted or was on the wane. The Bacharach/David team seemed tapped out of tunes. Famed choreographer Hermes Pan created the dances, but aside from some energetic native performing, the rest of the dancing is dramatic actors and children twirling in circles and flapping their arms. As someone who worked at public elementary schools, I’ve seen more enthusiastic dancing at recess!

Bobby Van dazzles the kids with tap and baffles them with American history!

As for the stars’ singing and dancing, let’s just say it’s all bad. Sadly, the worst numbers are by two stars that could sing, Van and Kellerman. Their two solos are so inanely staged you can’t believe what you’re seeing. Bobby’s ditty is “Question Me an Answer,” with kids in an outdoor classroom, as they express hilarity at his every move. Van also power clashes with a Nehru top and white bell bottoms and dance shoes. All while he’s teaching the native kiddies a ditty about American history! 

Sally Kellerman wows George Kennedy with "rock" dance moves in "Lost Horizon."

Sally sings the upbeat tune “Reflections” to Kennedy while standing on a rock, waving her arms and offering a preview to Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes. Dishonorable mention: “The Things I Will Not Miss,” with Shangri-La’s own Hussey and woman of the world Kellerman, as they compare their lives, while climbing stairs, ladders, and seat spinning on countertops! What makes it even more hilarious is petite Olivia was pregnant and looked buxom and willowy Sally is 5’10”, so they make an incongruous pair in this aerobic song and dance routine.

The "Living Together, Growing Together" starts off like a live Disney spectacle...

One number that was cut for decades was the infamous fertility dance toward the end of “Living Together, Growing Together.” The scantily clad males look like Chippendales in Shangri-la, but they provide the only really professional dancing in the entire film. Remember the “Hot Tongan” from the Olympics? Like that, times a dozen or two! Though we now live in an era where exploiting flesh is equal opportunity, audiences back then had been raised on Debra Paget leading a dance troupe in scantily clad routines. Shangri-la’s Solid Gold Dancers got laughed at so much in previews, the number was cut. But it’s back, baby, so enjoy! In this movie centerpiece, the young married couple and swaddled baby look like a live Disney show, when suddenly a bunch of buff, nearly in the buff dancers come running out of a cave to strut their stuff. Hey, it takes a village, people, to make Shangri-la a paradise!

...and finishes with the Shangri-La Solid Gold Dancers finale! 

How times have changed. When the buff dancing boys came out in "Lost Horizon,"
 they were laughed off the screen. In 2018, "Tongan Guy" was the hit of the Olympics!

"It twirled!" Shangri-La meets Las Vegas in 1973's "Lost Horizon!"


Robert Surtees does the best he can with the cinematography, but what can you do when paradise obviously looks like studio sets or matte murals? Critics commented that Shangri-La looked like a swanky spa. Some of Bob’s zoom shots, as when Liv Ullman runs into the camera boobs first, makes one relieved that Lost Horizon wasn’t filmed in 3-D. Jean Louis provides lavish costumes, while not innovative, are pleasing to the eye. I haven’t seen so many caftans since Elizabeth Taylor’s estate auction!

Who wore it best? York's caftan: Jean Louis.

ET's caftan: Empress of Iran Farah Diba.

In movie mega-bombs like these, the cast is always the one at the front lines for the grenades lobbed by critics and movie goers. Yet, with a few exceptions, the cast performs their dramatic scenes as well as the pedestrian script allows—written by firebrand gay activist/author Larry Kramer! Peter Finch, John Gielgud, and Charles Boyer are solid as the U.N. diplomat, the host Chang, and the High Lama. Liv Ullmann was obviously brought in for her creamy, blue-eyed blonde looks, hoping to recall Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. A schoolteacher who was brought to Shangri-La as an orphaned infant, Liv’s sincere if somewhat ill at ease, like most of her American movies. Michael York is alright as Peter Finch’s impetuous younger brother—the quarter century age difference is right up there with Bradley Cooper and Sam Elliot in the recent A Star is Born. Olivia Hussey is lovely and enigmatic as the local lass. Sally Kellerman is the one star with a real ‘70s vibe and she’s quite empathetic as the jaded photographer.

George Kennedy gives me a "Shrek" vibe here! Sally Kellerman's acting is appealing.

The two actors I found unbearable were George Kennedy and Bobby Van. Kennedy, who was the same in every movie, always struck me as a backup for any part that Ernest Borgnine turned down. It's amusing that Lost Horizon begins with a plane crash, and here’s Airport’s Georgie boy, once again. He also has the hots for Sally Kellerman from the get-go. Can you imagine a more unlikely couple? As for Bobby Van, he’s sort of the Red Buttons of this movie. I’m highly allergic to the type of “look at me” comic/hoofer who seeks audience adoration, like Mickey Rooney, Gene Kelly, or Donald O’ Connor, at their worst. Like “adorable” Red Buttons in The Poseidon Adventure, I wished that Bobby Van would vanish every time he started mugging whenever the camera pointed at him.

Shangri-La would be nirvana if it wasn't for these two knuckleheads!

I don’t think any of the cast member’s careers were seriously harmed by appearing in Lost Horizon, though this was one more nail in Liv’s American film career coffin. The rest of the film actors kept working, George Kennedy kept making Airport movies, and Bobby Van went back to TV game shows.

Michael York & Olivia Hussy's characters about to leave their fairy tale world.

Since we live in the age of fast forward options, Lost Horizon can be best viewed as an old-fashioned early ‘60s movie that was unfortunately made a decade later. The 2 hour and 30 minute running time can be cut down to two hours by fast forwarding through all those uplifting musical numbers!

Love when Peter Finch returns to Shangri-La, he not only has grown a beard,
but apparently stopped for some 'Just For Men' along the way!

Here’s another Liv’s ill fated American movies, 40 Carats: https://ricksrealreel.blogspot.com/2021/09/40-carats-1973.html

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Farewell to one of the most distinctive actresses of the '70s, Sally Kellerman.


 







8 comments:

  1. Funny stuff, Rick!! I was amazed to see your reference to the execrable JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL - in my whole life, among the thousands of movies I have seen, I have only walked out on two: one was JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL (I literally FLEW out the exits!!) and the other was ALICE IN WONDERLAND: AN X RATED FANTASY (1976). Not sure how I made it all the way through this hideous version of LOST HORIZON (I saw it at a drive in while in a VW bug, so I couldn't exactly flounce out of the theater.) What a soul deadening BOMB this was!! John Gielgud in that pointy hat! Charles Boyer as the High Lama! And the "Solid Gold" dancers! GROAN----------!!!

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    1. Thanks for your comments and memories, Kristy! You've got some great frame of references! For some reason, there is a small but fanatical group that loves this film... Hopefully, they're not Joan Crawford fanatics, too! Cheers, Rick

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  2. I was one of the few unlucky ones who opted not to go out with my friends on St. Pats Day and decided to treat myself to this horror. I was able to catch up with them about two and a half hours later and clearly alcohol was needed to try to forget this epic disaster. I did learn one thing that....The world is a circle without a beginning and nobody knows where the circle ends.

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    1. Every time some one says that line, that sing-songey refrain comes back! Cheers, Rick

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  3. When I first started your post, I had no interest in this film, but your write-up was so hilarious I can't wait to see it! Good stuff!

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    1. Thanks, Karen! There's a very nice free copy on You Tube! Cheers, Rick

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  4. I acknowledge that the film is terrible, but I nonetheless HAVE to watch it every few years! Ha ha! I guess I start to tell myself it never really happened, then have to go back and prove that it did. So much money and talent involved that comes to practically nothing! I remember Leonard Maltin saying that the opening (scene-for-scene faithful to the first movie, basically) was fine, but that it all went south once the songs began. The opening IS tense, but the whole thing flounders before too long. I really didn't care much for the chemistry between the actors. York falls in love with Hussey, but HOW? WHEN? Kennedy goes after Kellerman WHY? Because she's there? Because the script indicates it? Look, "The Sound of Music" romance between the Captain and Maria was PAPER-THIN on the libretto page. The love was accepted as the show piped along. But for the movie, Christopher and Julie had STUNNING, palpable chemistry (and an extended, excellent script.) It starts on the page and this script was not there. And then the off-beat casting sort of earmarked it for failure. The music was the final nail... The DVD has Burt singing his own renditions of the songs as an extra. Oh, my EARS! I loved all your funny remarks throughout this. Bobby Van was just cheese eternal. I do thank heaven for the Fertility Dance, though. The first time I saw this movie (on AMC in the late-1990s) that had been cut out. Thanks!

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    1. Hi Poseidon, I actually read your review which was a hoot, so that I could cover some different ground... thankfully, this film offers no end of comment!
      Yes, LH is very by the numbers, but it is the musical numbers that kill. And yes, who the hell told Burt he could sing?
      And yes, I can see George going after Sally because she's there, ha ha!
      As teens, my sibs and I would roll our eyes every time Bobby Van and Elaine Joyce would show up on talk and game shows, a SNL parody come to life!
      I understand your rewatching, though. I check out Mame every so often to see if it's better than I remember... it isn't!
      Cheers, Rick

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