Monday, January 30, 2023

Stars, Style, & No Substance! ‘What a Way to Go!’ 1964

 

Shirley MacLaine stars as Louisa May Foster, who marries and loses most of her
 five husbands in 1964's comedy, "What a Way to Go!"


One of the many '60s all-star spectaculars that was heavy on stars and style, but light on solid story or scintillating dialogue, was 1964’s What A Way to Go! Movies like this are often fun for star gazing and glamour. Yet such films are often dull and don't age well, and here’s just a few: Let's Make Love, The V.I.P.s, The Yellow Rolls-Royce, and What's New, Pussycat?

Shirley MacLaine's widow tells shrink Robert Cummings about EVERY husband
in "What a Way to Go!"

This 20th Century Fox fluff is a comedic story of a woman who’s looking for true love but is always left widowed—and richer. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it brings 70-plus Edith Head costumes, Sydney Guilaroff wigs, Harry Winston jewels, and fabulous sets in What a Way to Go! The featherweight romp also features some diverse husbands: Dick Van Dyke, Paul Newman, Robert Mitchum, Gene Kelly, & Dean Martin. 

The super-size comedy was originally meant for superstar Marilyn Monroe, when Fox decided to take Marilyn back after Something's Got to Give. Marilyn certainly could have elevated this mild vehicle with her natural comedic charms. But it was not meant to be, as Marilyn died soon after. Continuing in the same daft logic, Fox then offered the role to their other diva headache, Cleopatra aka Elizabeth Taylor. The part of a woman who marries five times and becomes richer, with bigger wardrobe and bigger hair with each marriage... what a stretch! But ET’s world now revolved around Richard Burton.

Can't imagine why Fox offered this movie to Elizabeth Taylor! Actually,
Robert Cummings plays the shrink in "What a Way to Go!," not a husband...

The sensible choice of Shirley MacLaine as Louisa May Foster was finally made. Was MacLaine as a brunette here a hangover from the prior choice of Liz? Regardless, while Shirley presents a model slim figure that was more in keeping with the '60s than either curvy MM or ET, MacLaine seems at times dwarfed by the outlandish costumes, towering wigs and Christmas tree jewel sparklers.

Naturalistic Shirley MacLaine & '60s glamour didn't seem to go together.
Note the pancake makeup on her face, then her freckled arm in "What a Way to Go!"
With Robert Mitchum as her tycoon husband.

While MacLaine is a natural comedic actress, a strong director like Billy Wilder was needed to keep her from going from Shirley to shrilly. There's more than a few screaming Mimi moments in this broad comedy, but MacLaine also gets some laughs. It's fascinating to see her play the child Louisa with a wink, without the '60s pancake foundation, false eyelashes, stenciled brows, and overdrawn lipstick—though I do detect mascara. 

Shirley MacLaine as little Louisa in an amusing moment from "What a Way to Go!" 

Most of Shirley MacLaine’s co-stars were old pals or lovers, so Shirley has a nice rapport with each "husband" in What a Way to Go! In a nutshell, in order:

Dick Van Dyke is a very energetic match for Shirley. As Edgar Hopper, Dick is a small-town guy whose hero is Thoreau. But when his love rival mocks his and wife Louisa’s low-budget lifestyle, Hopper hops to, and becomes a big success as a businessman. And promptly keels over from overwork!

Dick Van Dyke as Shirley MacLaine's first husband in "What a Way to Go!"

Paul Newman is next up, as the artist in Paris, where Louisa goes to grieve. Paul gives one of his more relaxed comedic performances, unlike the leering Rally Round the Flag Boys and A New Kind of Love. Amusingly, his character’s name is Larry Flint, but not that Larry Flynt. Paul looks great with a beard, as the starving artist who's always eating! Slim and slight Paul and Shirley are dwarfed by the lavish contraptions and sets in their marital sequence. As Larry’s painting machines finally create successful works, Flint is consumed by the cash rolling in. As he and the machines become more frenzied, they turn on their creator.

Shirley MacLaine's Louisa seems to adapt to each husband's life.
Here, she is Paul Newman's artist wife in "What a Way to Go!"

Next, widowed again Louisa meets Robert Mitchum as a Howard Hughes-type tycoon, Rod Anderson, Jr., at the airport (remember Hughes once owned an airline). MacLaine’s unlucky in love lady figures this latest love is already rich, so what can happen? Ironically, their attempt at living simple down on his farm turns out to be a kick in the head for Rod. Mitchum is laid-back and droll, as always.

I never miss a Nina Foch movie! Kidding! Shirley MacLaine goes platinum for a
hot minute in "What a Way to Go!" With hubby #3 Robert Mitchum.

Shirley’s perennial widow meets Pinky Benson at a local diner. Gene Kelly parodies his Singin’ in the Rain persona here as the small town entertainer, who finally makes it big. Though criticized by some folks as too old, Kelly looks fine for 50, is quite funny, and dances beautifully, of course. Pinky’s fate is getting fatally mobbed by his fans!

Shirley MacLaine's Louisa envisions her marriage to Pinky Benson as a Hollywood musical number. Gene Kelly, aptly cast as hubby #4 in "What a Way to Go!"

At this point, once again widowed Louisa is telling her woes to her shrink, when an old beau walks in. Once her small town’s richest guy, the man is now the building’s janitor! Dean Martin plays comedic jerk Leonard Crawley quite well, and his nonchalant demeanor is perfect here. As the one husband that Louise doesn’t initially love, the creep turns out to be the keeper.

Dean Martin bookends "What a Way to Go!" as first a foiled suitor, then as
Shirley MacLaine's final husband.

Finally, there is Bob Cummings, his usual unctuous self as the smarmy shrink who nearly becomes a husband to Louisa, as well.

One surprise was Margaret Dumont, of the Marx Brothers movie fame, who is bizarre and unfunny as Shirley's mother. Plus, Dumont’s dressed like she’s from a guest shot on The Beverly Hillbillies!

The Edith Head costumes and the sets are meant to be over the top but sometimes veer into awesome ugliness. Head cleverly uses the clothes to further Louisa's story, but I was surprised how many costumes were visions of monochromatic vivid colors. I was getting visions of Liz Taylor's Vincente Minnelli-supervised wardrobe in The Sandpiper. And the Pepto Bismol pink mansion of Gene Kelly’s Pinky is truly stomach churning.

Husband Pinky Benson decrees that his mansion be painted in his honor, in
"What a Way to Go!" Wafer slim Shirley MacLaine sports a contrasting black bikini.

Broadway’s Adolph Green and Betty Comden, the couple that wrote this story, also gave us Singin' in the Rain and Auntie Mame. Sadly, their script and wit seems very broad and sporadic in their last feature film together.

There are few zingy lines and most of the movie parodies of each marriage are mildly amusing, except the Ross Hunter-esque "Lush Budgett" sequence, which is so one-note that it quickly becomes tedious. The musical number with Gene Kelly is a great take off on MGM numbers, and still fun in its own right. Shirley and Dick Van Dyke’s expressive faces and graceful forms make their silent movie spoof fun. And Paul Newman and Shirley are certainly sexy enough in their French “art” film parody, though it’s pretty tame.

Shirley MacLaine & Dick Van Dyke are charming in the silent movie fantasy scene that symbolizes their marriage in "What a Way to Go!"

The director J. Lee Thompson was an odd choice for comedy as he previously helmed The Guns of Navarone and Cape Fear. He next directed Shirley in the 1965 bomb John Goldfarb, Please Come Home! Written by William Peter Blatty, who rewarded his friendship with Shirley by modeling her for his heroine in The Exorcist, thus creating the urban myth that MacLaine's daughter needed an exorcism!

Shirley MacLaine's Louisa in wearable art, courtesy of artist husband Paul Newman
 in "What a Way to Go!"

While I hardly laughed out loud during the entire movie, What a Way to Go! is generally amusing. But it all feels like a pile of frosting—on a cupcake! Shirley MacLaine didn’t carry another hit movie until The Turning Point over a dozen years later. Even then, Anne Bancroft was pulling equal weight. Frankly, Shirley never carried a movie on her own during MacLaine’s leading lady heyday.

There are worse ways to go than watching What a Way to Go! Watch the stars and lavish production, with your brain turned off.

Actress Gari Hardy with Paul Newman, in a deleted scene from "What a Way to Go!" Is it my imagination or is she supposed to resemble Marilyn Monroe? If so, that seems in bad taste as this film was intended for Monroe, before she died two years earlier.


 

 

 

 

9 comments:

  1. It would have been great to see Marilyn in this role wearing the Edith Head creations. The movie really cries for a musical interlude to represent each marriage. The best it can manage is the dance sequence with Gene Kelly. I agree that Elizabeth Taylor would have been a fun choice to try comedy for a change of pace instead of her parade of ‘60’s dreck.

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  2. loulou de la falaiseJanuary 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM

    I always smile when it's mentioned that this was supposed to be a vehicle for MM. In what alternate universe? Maybe the Marilyn in there's "no business like show business" could have powered thru filming this movie but not "The Misfits" Marilyn. Yes she would have great, if only......Anyhoo I did see this movie on TV when I was a kid, now I'm kind of allergic to Shirley after reading Sachi's book.

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    1. Well, as I mentioned in my review, Fox's logic of hiring MM after the "Something's Got to Give" debacle left something to be desired. After MM expired, then they ask Liz, their other problem child! Cheers, Rick

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  3. I think I like this more than you did, though I agree that so many mid-'60s flicks have a certain bloat to them which can become tiresome instead of entertaining. I'm not a particular fan of MacLaine, but it was interesting to see her take on all the various looks during the parade of husbands. (And, as a dyed in the wool fan of Ross Hunter, I really enjoyed that portion of the movie.) One thing you didn't show/mention, which I always look forward to when watching is is the sequence in which MacLaine and Newman bathe together in increasingly smaller tubs! LOL These movies often seem to include at least one bit of scenery to help them along (for example, the delicious Alain Delon in "Rolls Royce," sporting a cute period swimsuit.) I'd never seen that last photo of the deleted scene and she does resemble MM! I wonder if "taste" did prevail and that's why it was cut? Thanks!

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    1. Thanks for your comments and Paul Newman looked dang good with a beard. And yes to Alain Delon in "Rolls Royce!" Rick

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    2. This is another movie I managed to miss, but I wouldn't mind seeing it once just for all the stars. You're right about some of the movies in the 60's not aging well. I've been trying to catch up on some of the so-called romantic comedies from that decade, and more often than not the romance is lacking and the comedy is NOT funny. I have to wonder: Did audiences sit in theaters and actually laugh at these movies? At least we can laugh at your review, Rick! Great job!!

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    3. I'm amazed how many people LOVE this movie! Think it's for all the stars and lavishness. Can't be for the comedy, which plays out like a series of variety show skits. In the '60s, studios were heaping lavishness in movies to get people in the theaters... Thanks for the kind words, Rick

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  4. There was "Woman Times Seven" with Shirley and the male star greats from the Sixties, though with some past their box office prime. What do you think of that?

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    1. I have not seen that one, but I did re watch "The Turning Point" after all these years and was very impressed with Shirley, will be posting that one soon. Rick

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